Grimli, Son of Groin @mythicalpizza@social.tigerstyping.com

Who needs a weighted blanket when you have a kitten who passes out on your chest while you sleep

no

If I'm not tired I'm often not cold. It's this outside and while leaving Walmart I was wishing I had my thinner comfier hoodie instead of my slightly heavier one that I chose for safety reasons over comfort

Did u know that most liquid laundry detergents don't have a seal under the lid like juice or milk does? There is literally nothing stopping you from opening the cap and taking a sip right there in the store

forgive me father for I have winned

Dude why is the Nintendo eShop so ass

I think there needs to be a little more practical attention paid to habits commonly made fun of regarding chores.

Google Home has a cool selection of white noise, but where's the actual stuff? Lava bubbling, Star wars blaster battles, every sound byte of obi wan impacting the ground

YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT IN VR??? SPY KIDS 3D. GIVE US THE WEIRD ASS RACING VEHICLES. GIVE US THE ROBOT FIGHTS. COWARDS. WHERE IS IT

She has joined the Sith

Shadow of Mordor is fucking dope. Sneaking up on an Uruk camp and hearing "it's the gravewalker!" Is never not cool

Akela used to be really scared of commotion and loud sounds and now she sleeps through swordfight and ghosts screaming on TV and my power metal playlists

Shimp

Oh hai

If I cannot skip the intro of a show I am 50% more likely to not watch it very far

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So is someone gonna tell fried chicken that we use the embryonic fluid of it's unborn child to bind its flesh to bread

Hot Take: AC Revelations is just as good of a game as brotherhood or 2 but was held back by the amount of side and playable content expected from the series compared to it's predecessor.

Part of me wants to work out again before going to bed and the other half wants to sleep. The sleep half is winning